I’ve started reading blogs again. Zoomtard always reminds me of how unfair this world is. Why Calvin and not me?

And why did someone else have such a good year? Obviously this is the kind of thing that happens when you do what your parent (heavenly) tells you. Why am I the one to always get it wrong? It’s God’s fault anyway. He made me be like this. He made me.

Jesus says, spend more time with me, and I say, but I’ve got so much to do (because he made me say that). Anyway when I look around I notice he was actually on the phone to Martha so his comment wasn’t directed at me. It takes me a year before I realise working doesn’t work. Or maybe it just takes an actual holiday where I get time to listen, reflect and think. Christmas actually turned out to be about Christ this year for me, ridiculously.

Maybe 2009 will be better. I’m not going to make a new years resolution to open my heart and mind to what is Real instead of getting caught up in duty, because of predestination. I don’t need to try. After all, I was obviously destined to get closer to God by the end of 2008 and it happened in the end even though I didn’t do what I was told.

Wait, didn’t I make that mistake last year?

Your correspondent – re-writing other people’s punchlines. But not re-using them, no, that wouldn’t make me look good.