I paid a ticket tout 62 euro and then queued for an hour and forty minutes just to let them know what I thought of them. ie. I felt ‘Is This It’ was a nice collection of solid songs but since then they have really struggled to impress and, when gigging, possibly rely too much on their earlier work.

And you *were* looking. Gay.

apart from the obvious abhorrent physical evidence A.K.A. “shite”, it may also lead to social behavioural problems such as “shitetalk” – I once was forced to listen to a conversation between two reasonably attractive girls about which direction they bulldosed their dung heap (frontways or backways?). Needless to say, I have never fully recovered!!!

They probably still say, “Oh! I’m going to the loo!” as if that somehow justifies this vile act.

I think I might have seen someone relieving themselves at the Strokes concert the other night, but I didn’t look too closely in case someone thought I was gay and mocked me.